Seriously!!
AN IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO
An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland, arrived at
the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet
20,000 Euros on a single roll of the dice.
She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much
luckier when I'm completely nude'.
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled
the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new
clothes!'
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down
and squealed...'YES! YES! I WON, I WON!'
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up
her winnings and her clothes and darted away.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'
The other answered,
'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'
MORAL OF THE STORY -
Not all Irish are drunks,
not all blondes are dumb,
but all men...are men.
AN IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO
An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland, arrived at
the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet
20,000 Euros on a single roll of the dice.
She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much
luckier when I'm completely nude'.
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled
the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new
clothes!'
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down
and squealed...'YES! YES! I WON, I WON!'
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up
her winnings and her clothes and darted away.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'
The other answered,
'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'
MORAL OF THE STORY -
Not all Irish are drunks,
not all blondes are dumb,
but all men...are men.
